Baxter Says: If You Ain’t Gonna Pet Me, Move Along – Tee from Yours Truly
Baxter Says: If You Ain’t Gonna Pet Me, Move Along – Tee from Yours Truly
Well hey there, I’m Baxter Huggins Montani — Appalachian born, head-scratchin’ raised — and this here’s my official shirt. I had somethin’ important to say, so they put it on cotton.
“If you ain’t gonna pet me, move along.”
Plain and simple. No hard feelings. Just keep steppin’ if your hands ain’t got love to give.
This tee’s got my cartoon head right on the front, so folks know I mean business (and by business, I mean biscuits and belly rubs). It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it smells pretty good too, if you ask me.
Features include:
• My good lookin’ illustrated face
• A message from the heart (and the tail)
• Unisex fit so everybody can wear my words
• Soft enough for naps, tough enough for trail walks
• Designed right here in the Appalachian hills I call home
If you wear it, you’re part of the pack.
Now quit readin’ and go pet somethin’. Preferably me.
— Baxter Huggins Montani
Future star. Full-time good boy.
Boring stuff:
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: There's a tear-away label so it doesn't itch ya to death.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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