Baxter Says: If You Ain’t Gonna Pet Me, Move Along – Tee from Yours Truly
Well hey there, I’m Baxter Huggins Montani — Appalachian born, head-scratchin’ raised — and this here’s my official hoodie. I had somethin’ important to say, so they put it on cotton.
“If you ain’t gonna pet me, move along.”
Plain and simple. No hard feelings. Just keep steppin’ if your hands ain’t got love to give.
This hoodie's got my cartoon head right on the front, so folks know I mean business (and by business, I mean biscuits and belly rubs). It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it smells pretty good too, if you ask me.
Features include:
• My good lookin’ illustrated face
• A message from the heart (and the tail)
• Unisex fit so everybody can wear my words
• Soft enough for naps, tough enough for trail walks
• Designed right here in the Appalachian hills I call home
If you wear it, you’re part of the pack.
Now quit readin’ and go pet somethin’. Preferably me.
— Baxter Huggins Montani
Future star. Full-time good boy.
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for strength and smoothness
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit
- DTF sleeve prints with Direct-to-Film method for high-quality designs
- Ethically grown US cotton ensuring sustainability
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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